
So this is a favorite book of Taylen's, and it talks about the importance of reading to your kids (or bunnies, whichever). And last night we got bored and started changing what we were reading to. So we did, "read to your alligator often" and "read to your monkey" and on and on. Then we got even more creative and started reading to objects, such as "read to your umbrella," etc... Then we landed on the funniest of them all, and I'm going to share it with you. I seriously haven't laughed so hard in a long time, which is a signal to me that I need to get out more. I hope you enjoy this as much as Taylen and I did:
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Read to your poop often.
It's twenty minutes of fun.
It's twenty minutes of moonlight,
It's twenty minutes of sun.
Twenty old-favorite minutes,
And twenty minutes brand new.
Read to your poop often,
And your poop will read to you!
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Haha! And you know you're all laughing right along with me. Sickos.