Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Old news

So this happened a while ago, but I just remembered it and decided to post it for your reading pleasure.

THE SETUP: I have a little pad of paper in my kitchen where I write down funny stories that my kids say or do. Sometimes I'll write them on scrap pieces of paper, or receipts, or whatever is handy so I don't forget the story.

THE STORY: So at the beginning of the semester (September-ish) the one and only available/young guy in my class asks if he could borrow one of my books because his hasn't come yet. It bears mentioning that this available/young guy also happens to be on my "ridiculously hot" list. What? You don't have one of those? You really should...it helps to map it all out... :) The list, I mean, not the hot young guy. Though I guess we could all use one of those...

Anyway, we are all still nervous and excited and don't know each other very well because it's the beginning of the semester. I am excited that Dude is talking to me...even if it is just to borrow my book. So, I give him the book and he promises to bring it back to our next class.

Next class comes. Dude gives me the book back. And then hands me a little piece of paper and says, "I think this belongs to you." I note the weird smirk on his face as he hands me the paper and walks out of the room.

Allow me to share what was written on the paper:

My bum's name is Harry. Sometimes he itches me, and I say, "Knock it off, Harry!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh! Out of all the ridiculous things Taylen says, THIS ONE happens to be the one I leave in my book and give to Hot Guy?!?! hhahah.

Man, I got a kick out of that one. Apparently the Universe believes my life is just one big joke.

22 comments:

Kristina said...

That is so extremely awkward. Whatever happened with hot man? Lots of dates after that?

Calee said...

Oh. My. Word.

Haha!! That is SO AWESOME!
Good job. Way to have a very crazy 3 year-old who can entertain even the most random people (e.g. Hot Man).

p.s. he'd have to be a total loser to not have laughed at that - even if he thought it was a note from you to yourself.

Sarah said...

I can't stop laughing!!!!! I guess it's time to murder Harry!

lindsayfam said...

That is too FUNNY!!! THis had me cracking up. Tay really does have a creative mind. You never know what she'll come up with. Too Cute.

Julia Kelly said...

i that should win funniest story award. seriously funny stuff.

Arica said...

oh bless your heart. just be grateful you have such an entertaining child. :) ..you'll just have to teach her to use it to your advantage next time. if i were said 'hot man', it would have totally gotten me interested. curious at least..

The Hunt Family said...

That is seriously awesome!

The Fishers said...

Only to you, Nikki, only to you.
Love it.

The Naven Family said...

This is so hilarious! Oh my goodness! how embarrassing? So did you explain to him what it was? I would have been blushing around him for days!!!

Prfsn8r said...

Er...

And the rest of the story... :)

Michael and Cordie said...

That made me laugh soooooooooo hard, i am glad you shared.

caroline said...

Oh my goodness that was hilarious!!!!! I died laughing! That is one story never to forget. So what happened after that...do share! Did you tell Mister Freak a Leak what the note was really all about? We're all dying here!

Amy Marie said...

oh geez... i'm at work and i think im going to pee my pants right now... TOO FUNNY!! I agree with Calee though, his not for you if he didn't laugh at that....

HeaTheR & ChRiS said...

that's hilarious!! Tay's so funny! LoL

emily said...

oh. totally laughed out loud! and i'll maybe have to keep that list idea in mind when i start classes.

Nikki said...

Seriously, can you freaking believed this story?! haha. My life is awesome :)

For all who are interested, here's the Hot Dude update: The note was quite the ice breaker, and it turns it won me a first class ticket to his heart. haha. Not really. But it was the beginning of him and I hanging out and getting to be pretty darn good friends...
::wink:wink::

:)

Kristin said...

Leave it to Nikki to seriously brighten my day! I almost peed my pants when I read that, and it made my day! Thanks Nikki, and Thank you Taylen! Did you ever get the chance to explain the note to Hot Guy?

Kristin said...

Oh sorry, just read your comment Nikki! Im a dork!

Jessica said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the update on hot dude too!

The Morgans said...

At first I was confused thinking that the "hot one" wrote it (blond moment) but that is hilarious! How is school going btw?

Tara Lynn said...

Nikki, that is HILARIOUS! I know everyone said it before, but I laughed so hard. Seldom do I laugh when I read my friends' blogs...except yours...PS: I love how you refer to the guy as "Dude"

Francesca said...

Omg, I could not stop laughing! Great story.