Thursday, January 24, 2008

A day in the life of Taylen...


So Taylen was on one today, and she had me either laughing at her or screaming at her the whole time. I thought that in honor of her freakishness, I would post some of the random things she said today. Just today. This does not include weirdness from previous days (that would be too overwhelming for the general public, I'm sure). So here goes...

1. "I'm cleaning the toilet so we don't pee on the grodies."


2. "My feet is turning into a slinky."


3. "I'm a beeeeautiful butterfly. But it's a secret."


4. "Mom, I peed aaalllll oveerr your tile...." (said with a sweeping hand motion to indicate said tile)


5. "We're both silly, Mom. Yay for sillies!!"


6. She was completely disobeying me at naptime, so I told her that she was going to get a spanking, but I aimed a little too high and got part of the small of her back. She started to laugh and said, "Mom, you missed my booty!" I'm glad she takes my authority seriously.

7. "It's not fair." (said after everything when she's in a bad mood)

8. "Mom, will you go away please?" (hey, at least she's polite about it)

9. "It's fair that I wake up now." (said when she decided she was done with her nap, though she never quite made it to the actual napping part)


10. *singing this one while eating peaches, just picture it* "Squish the peaches, squish the peaches, wipe it on your shiiiiiiirrrrrttt..."


And finally...


11. "Leave me alone cuz I'm dying." (i have no idea...)



So there ya go. Now you can all taste of the joy that is Taylen. Let the envying begin. :)

12 comments:

Kari said...

HAHAHAHA!!! oh my gosh you had me rolling on the ground laughing!! She is such a funny little girl!! I love her!

Julia Kelly said...

I love taylen and miss her little attitude! she says the funniest things. Whats that on her head? just curious.

The Shaws said...

Nikki, she is hilarious! That is why you have kids -- they will keep you smiling through all your crap. My neice is just like that. The other day she told my sister, "I just had a terrible fight with dad. I'm a friendsih kind of girl. I know what friendship is all about." Life with a boy is so simple, what have I gotten myself into?? :)

Jordanfam4 said...

That is some of the funniest things I have heard in a long time! Thanks for sharing!

Catherine Bitter said...

Holy Cow, she is hilarious! What a girl, you've got an entertainer. Sounds so foreign to me, boys are, well...different....

April said...

I cannot stop laughing!!!!!! That is one funny chica you've got there Nikki!! I bet she gets it all from her wonderful madre! :)

The Stokes... said...

ohhh - These are the days of our lives --- Sounds just like most of my days - Either laughing or screaming - What is it about a 3 year old that can just get us so steamed - I think they are just more stubborn than we are! That little Taylen - She is hilarious!

Lewis Family said...

I love it!! That is so funny! Haahaha

Tierra Lowry said...

Oh my gosh how funny is that? I love the kidisms that come out. I can't wait for that.

Brooke said...

Goodness, I just love that girl! So spunky, so- NIKKI! Guess I have a lot to look forward to, huh? She's adorable!

The Morgans said...

I am glad that you are able to laugh at her little attitude and she can come over to my house and clean the grodies out of my toilet any day. Now just imagine how fun she is going to be when she is a teenager...

Cardon Family said...

Okay...that is hilarious! I was laughing so hard when I read all of those...and that was all in one day! So funny...at least she keeps life exciting!!